CHARLIE TURNS ALAN'S CHIROPRACTIC OFFICE INTO A BROTHEL WHILE ALAN TRIES TO AVOID OFFENDING A LARGE-BREASTED WOMAN, ON A REBROADCAST OF "TWO AND A HALF MEN," MONDAY, JAN. 1, 9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT

"Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover" -- Charlie turns Alan's chiropractic office into a brothel while Alan tries to avoid offending a large-breasted woman, on a rebroadcast of TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Jan. 1 (9:00-9:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Gary Halvorson directed the episode from a story by Susan Beavers and Eddie Gorodetsky and a teleplay by Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn, two of the series' executive producers. (Originally broadcast 9/26/05)

When Alan is called to meet with the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a large-breasted schoolmate, he calls Charlie to watch over Jake. When Charlie doesn't respond, Alan accuses him of "not being there for him," and Charlie relents. Alan enlists his help answering phones at his chiropractic office, where Charlie proceeds to hire a "masseuse" to help out with the practice. Meanwhile, Alan faces Jake's accuser's mother before the principal determines his son's fate.

Charlie Harper: Charlie Sheen
Alan Harper: Jon Cryer
Jake Harper: Angus T. Jones
Berta: Conchata Ferrell
Mrs. Schmidt: Stephanie Erb
Mr. Dunlop: Lincoln Kennedy
Tanya: Anna Pheil
Coco: Candace Kita
Bob: Wayne Thomas Yorke
Lenny: Bill Rutkoski
Ms. Gallagher: Diane Sellers

RATING: TV-14-DL